””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’.
― (via no6frahnocry)
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
― William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)


when people start clapping at the end of a movie